I’m all for equal pay and all, but damn, that is one HUGE leap in logic you got there, and then you based this entire article on it.

I’m not trying to be cool, but I had no idea Hawaii Five-0 was still on the air until this controversy.

I worked for a lunch in middle school. Washed trays, bussed tables, etc. I actually asked to do it. Didn’t need to, just did it. Trying to arrive at a reason why, as we speak, but nothing comes to mind.

regulation of assault rifles

Takes more work than their usual order. There is no problem if the worker doesn’t mind and they aren’t slammed. If you are coming in and doing this during peak hours you are a dick.

It isn’t but literally everything is an excuse for anger on Twitter.

I love how instead of backing down and shutting up for the sake of fitting in, he just keeps taking it to the next level....

Where the hell did Gomez think he was going? Even if he was going to bust it towards second, that’s a really odd path he took before trying to get back to the bag.

Pshhh it’s not like he drowned the whole world or asked someone to kill his son or.... wait... no...

God has defaulted on child support since like 12,000 BC. Fuck that guy.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

I can hear the team yelling

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. THIS TYPE OF WRITING MAKES ME LAUGH AND THEN I GET SO ANGRY SO ITS THIS WEIRD COMBINATION OF LAUGHTER AND ANGER SO LANGER? MAYBE ANGAUGHTER. IRREGARDLESS (SIC) YOU HAVE TO JUST WONDER…

Solution: develop a body tattoo that changes colors when sufficient brain damage or oxygen deprivation has been achieved.

Disclaimer: I know nothing about fighting. That said, I don’t see how that guy was getting out of that hold. If it were my brother being choked like that, I’d want the fight called.

Nice to see that the Redskins found another use for the “add to cart” option after RG3 left.

You know how there’s a kid in high school that draws a cartoon of Bugs Bunny suckling from the teet of a cow, and the cow has a dollar sign on it, and then the kid is like, “MY ART IS SOCIAL COMMENTARY!”

That’s basically Banksy. It’s very surface level social commentary that feels more like the graffiti equivalent of a…

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

Yes, because all white people support Trump, or something equally stupid like that.