If you buy one of those Amazon cars, be sure to save the box in case you need to send it back. 

What the illiterate racist pig means by “balance the budget” is “massively slash Social Security and Medicare to offset the last round of tax cuts for millionaires.”

Having recently started chemotherapy- a side effect of which is extreme diarrhea- the idea that someone would willingly invite the agony for a temporarily flatter stomach just boggles my mind.

Scott. My dude.

How long before Eric and Don Jr shoot it?

Nah, she’s just a piece of shit and cares more about enriching herself than anything else. She doesn’t have time for ethics or morality unless that will somehow make her more money.

I don’t know where the narrative comes from that she is anything other than a self serving garbage human being. She’s demonstrated over and over that she is not an ally, and it’s stupid to think otherwise. Same thing goes for Melania.

“Kavanaugh seems to be a good man.”

couldn’t happen soon enough or to a nicer family ... come on God, do some of that good old testament smiting here

Fuck America. It’s not worth saving.

They should have included Avenatti’s reply:

Do you think he’s above cannibalism?

EVERY SINGLE GOP congressperson and their staff should be humiliated this way in DC...every single one

I think Earth's yellow sun wreaks havoc on his alien DNA.

And OJ to scour golf courses looking for the real killer.

Ah, yes, the lesser known “right to ad revenue” clause in the First Amendment.

SC out, Puerto Rico in. Git’er done!

21st Century Fox has taken concerted action to transform Fox News

I love that the Satanic Temple makes it their beeswax to be as ridiculously litigious as they can whenever shit like this happens. They are good eggs.

It never ceases to amaze me that Trump is so god damned ignorant, that literally anything that happens is like an ephiphany for him... and since he thinks he’s a genius, he assumes everyone else thinks the same way.