“There’s alcohol, there’s people getting excited and so probably I think most people agree that maybe this is one of those areas we ought to think about before we expand the privileges.”

That’s an excellent intro to apex seals.

Kellyanne is just now realizing why trying to cook a Hot Pocket on her monitor never worked very well.

I was born in Eau Claire and now refuse to claim WI as my birthplace.

“Unfortunately, they own 2/3 of the guns in the country.”

The move is known as The Downward Don.

“Hmmm...alternative theory:

“Mine is: Teen wins keys to virtual world.”

Jeebus

Occam approves of your conclusion.

“You see, he simply answered the questions as he interpreted it.”

“You see, he simply answered the questions as he interpreted it.”

“The stock market is currently up over 1%, seemingly in reaction to Trump’s speech.”

Open your mind to the new reality and you’ll find both words make equal sense in context.

A bar that lowers daily.

Bush was the last GOP prez to have risen under the old rules.

Damn...

“I mean, I know I instinctually clench my asshole every time I hear or see this putz”

“People hate it but now they see that the end is coming and they say, ‘Oh, maybe we love it.’

If nothing else, these moves give credence to the “Big gun=Tiny dick” trope.