That guy’s a piece of shit. Philly failed for not setting him straight. Men who don’t stand up for little old ladies are bitches. I’m looking at you, Triple O, bitch.

For real!

Yes Ma’am. I say fuck the Sipowitz echo-chamber in here.

Yeah, people. But not you. Right?

Fuck your Hillary shit-sandwich. It’s the choice between our Oligarchs and Russia’s Oligarchs. You insist that theirs are worse while whipping the voters that don’t agree with you? That’s pretty intelligent. Face your enemy, stupid. Lest you fall to their advances. 

Yes. No. No.

“I feel like it is a separate — what I call them is, is you’re a ‘host.’” - The ramblings of an elected retard.

Yes. No. No.

Or...go order this great Hoover for way less!

Or...go order this great Hoover for way less!

Not really. But that’s what happens to assholes. Political preference means nothing to the natural order of things. That being, you cannot be an asshole and expect to always get away with it.

A sucker’s born every minute, I suppose.

Why you tryin’ to put Terry out of business?

He Wishes! More like this:

Whose granny’s bedroom is that?