“Officers determined that the gun Wayne was flashing was actually a BB gun and found that the two people who appeared with Wayne in synchronized black skull t-shirts did not break any laws besides a few fashion rules.”

Or fuck your comfort.  If you just sit there shove stuffed potatoes in your gob, Ol’ Mitchface is going to make you very uncomfortable come tax time.  Or retirement time.  Or when you get cancer.

The fact that this took place in Kentucky, not D.C., is a good sign.

“Why can’t you be civil” say supporters of a man who in his announcement of candidacy speech called Mexicans rapists.

The guy who got all into that fucking ghouls face needs to be found and reassured that he is not alone in this fight because we need wayyyy more of this.

I’m convinced that Adelson died some time ago and is now undead.

Or more simply, the “free speech” people (read: the far right) love to bitch about doesn’t even apply in these situations because they’re not interacting with a government. They’re not being imprisoned for their hate, but they ARE being told to shut up, which we all have every right to do. They also have no right to…

Solid pile of bullshit right there. If I didn’t know anything about science, I might have been tricked into thinking you did.

This is an excellent headline.

Not that there will be any consequences, but possibly the only thing I’m enjoying about the year of absolute SUCK that is 2018, is the outing of the fact that MEN are the ones that are actually too emotional, unstable, unreliable, uncontrollable, and irresponsible to lead companies or governments.

Never, ever, throughout the #MeToo movement, did I expect the conversation to pivot to the old white guys being the ones making sweeping generalizations of all men being rapey.

As a straight, white male, I recognize the privilege that I was born into. I’ve never pulled a “#notallmen” out of my pocket on women of Splinter or Jezebel because that’s not constructive, and it’s not how to be the best ally I can be. And, frankly, I’m sure I’ve engaged in “locker room talk” in my younger days that…

According to an earlier WNYC report, “the majority of the inmates at the Bergen County Jail are now immigrants arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in New York and held as part of a contract that brings the county about $1.4 million a month.

Things like this annoy me immensely, because people will start to fan at the mouth talking about how ‘affirmative action’ is evil and awful, and that the market will solve all problems by itself because fuck yeah free enterprise and regulations are just a pain the ass...except not of that is actually true.

Casting Andre Braugher as the precinct captain was fine. Making him half of a gay couple? Brilliant.

I’m secretly super stoked for boomers to go extinct. I’m already opening a museum and accepting donations for corduroy and big, shitty cars that they don’t make like they used to.

Nice that their finances match their morals. 

Some years ago, I worked at a company that made a relatively small geographic move to a new building, one that put us in a new city. A few months after the move, I looked around and noticed that there were suddenly significantly more people of color in the office, as well as our first wheelchair-mobile employee (the…

That makes it better, not only did they pull off a good prank but they scammed their way into $25,000 by pivoting to diversity.