Hey, I'm from South Carolina!

One episode of Saturday Night Live, good or bad, is in no way deserving of this much analysis.

Joss Whedon. I liked the first Avengers movie, but Ultron was disappointing, and I don't like Buffy or *gasp* Firefly. I respect plenty of people who sing his praises, but I just don't get it.

Springsteen, I guess? But then I think he's genuinely terrible sometimes. "Glory Days" for example. That's the song I would have written myself as a parody of Springsteen to make fun of people who listen to Springsteen, and there he goes and does the hard work of writing it for me so that I can use it to…

I wonder how much of this thing is going to be about Robert and Bates shooting Zulus by the thousands.

I wonder how much of this thing is going to be about Robert and Bates shooting Zulus by the thousands.

Who is John Galt?

Who is John Galt?

Chris Brown is Tracy Jordan, walking around in the real world.

Chris Brown is Tracy Jordan, walking around in the real world.