I've been to Dubai plenty... You must work really hard *not* to spend a lot of money. Also, you don't want to stay in a two star hotel in Dubai. Five stars are more or less the norm and not one person I've traveled with there or have met has ever sat and had conversations about luxury in the middle of the desert.…

Don't judge me, food.

I'd be pretty damned turned off if a man that supposedly loved me tried to win me over with "I'm the one you ride. I make you moan". Sex isn't love. That idea needs to be vanquished.

My attempts at using the book method have failed. Men still sit down at my table and say stupid shit like "oh! Are you reading that? Do you like it?" To which I glare, make eye contact and say "yes" before pointedly returning to my book.

Every time I see a pic of Robin Thicke I mentally conjure a pic of an ex who looks like he could be his twin-minus the sleaze and with lighter hair.

We agree that victims of rape should not be raked over the coals for actions of rapists.

I had to follow you again as Kinja and my phone kicked me off the Gawker sites and my burner key is not working. Initially, I just lost access to my laptop as I am on the east coast now (and utilizing a work laptop for the past six months or so) and now across the country at a new job. I was able to retain the same…