Some of these bands are good, and some are bad, but this is definitely a list of bands. Good job!

Technivorm Mochamaster KBGT 741. Best drip coffee maker I have ever used. It is one of the few SCAA certified drip makers that Cooks Illustrated recommends.

Technivorm Mochamaster KBGT 741. Best drip coffee maker I have ever used. It is one of the few SCAA certified drip…

Some of us are old enough to have outlived several coffeemakers.

Some of us are old enough to have outlived several coffeemakers.

Behmor Brazen Plus

Behmor Brazen Plus

2 liter of Vernors.

No, it’s a tax left off.

Wait, is Dad’s not still a thing? Or just not available in the NE?

As this list does not include Dad’s (the all-time greatest root beer) nor, Goose Island, Sprecher or Dog and Suds, it is an invalid list.

If he was having trouble getting his eggs to cook evenly without browning, then his pan was too hot. Silicone egg rings are like $3.00 at walmart. The egg also doesn’t need to swim in the water...ug. You just need a couple of teaspoons of water in the pan to create steam. Cover it for a few minutes and it will be…

My dog only tries to hump when he's at the dog park. It's usually another male dog. Bless his heart.

Does RS stand for Run-on Sentences?

Hopefully he got to enjoy the Packers win.

You weren’t there

That’s the Zumwalt’s sister ship, the U.S.S. Beldar.

He should not have didgeridone that.

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

And “cos” is short for Cosby. WHICH IS THE GREATER CRIME?

That’s baking soda added to the outside of the skin only. It sounds like a no-brainer, but don’t ask my sister-in-law how she learned this factoid.

This is just a variation on Spatchcocking a turkey which I can confirm works fabulously. Highly recommend it for the convenience.

Show me some snails and let's see that FR-S-car go!