What kind of person doesn’t enjoy dipping their toast in a runny yolk. This was a dead giveaway your troll-ish intentions.

You could not be more correct.

No thanks. I’ll stick the Serious Eats method. Grate, squeeze excess moisture out, microwave for 2 minutes, and then fry. Viola! Super easy and super delicious.

Nailed it.

Which was the style at the time.

Leia hadn’t been born yet, during the Clone Wars.

This is the correct way to do it.

His shield has muscles.

It is also great for making dogs vomit, when they ingest things that they shouldn’t have.

In my dream world the series would stick around in the 80's a bit longer and give us some, New Mutants (Bill Sienkiewicz’s art was just the best), Inferno, Fall of the Mutants, X-tinction Agenda, and maybe the Muir Island Saga (The Shadow King/Astral plane stuff would translate to film really well, I think). I know…

Great minds...

Seek professional help.

That’s the reaction I was looking for.

I cant’t wait to put a bunch of buttered popcorn Jelly Belly’s into a bottle of Five O’Clock Vodka. It’s gonna be delicious.

I think the term you are looking for is quick bread. Sweetbread is something completely different

Do new cars ever appreciate? I thought they pretty much depreciated as soon as they left the dealership.

I’m pretty sure a Cemita is a Mexican sandwich. A burrito is something else.

Your best bet is to call your local dealer and ask about the replacement parts. I had the passenger side Takata recall on my 2007 Corolla. I never received a second letter, stating that parts where available after months of waiting. Finally, I called the local Toyota dealership and they had me in and out the next…

He had a halibut time getting that thing over the glass.

I’m gonna buy one and tell everybody it has “Technotronic”