“I’m one of the good ones.” - literally every white person on Earth

is this the tomato face guy

For $ome rea$on. I’m $tymied a$ to what it could po$$ibly be, though.

How do you accidentally fuck an asshole? It’s hard enough to get going with complete mutual intent.

are they really though

So basically:

Fifty bucks says the “accidental” wrong jizz belongs to Geert Wilders and he has a person on the inside.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge’s_law_of_headlines

Okay, you win. The GOP is subtly laying the groundwork for the restoration of the American monarchy by using ambiguous language in Reince Priebus’ Christmas announcement.

I was raised an evangelical Christian, unfortunately. Language like “we celebrate the birth of our new King” is not exactly monocle-dropping shocking to hear at this time of year. What’s Reince’s devious angle here, normalizing the monarchy? Aren’t Trump’s heinous policy positions and appointments egregious enough? Do…

You used the word “king” three times to make this point. Jesus fucking Christ.

I tried pointing out on Twitter that referring to Christ as the new King (present tense, capital letter) is something that Christians generally do every Christmas, and was called a Russian stooge by about 15 people with #StillWithHer in their bios. Bovine stupidity... it’s not just for the right wing.

Oh is this like your entire schtick? That’s pretty cool.

There’s an alternate explanation here: whoooooooo caaaaaaaaaaaaares.

She’s been nominated for two Oscars.

Yeah, this is the first white person with mental health issues to attempt suicide in prison. Jesus fucking Christ.

I knew this stupid take would appear sooner or later but I wasn’t expecting to see it at the top of the page.

Incendiary. Biting. Provocative.

Counterpoint: eat my ass.