LOL at these idiots in the comments who think their Khaleesi is coming back. She doesn’t give a fuck about you. Read some goddamn books that aren’t Harry Potter, join the Democratic Socialists of America and fight fascism with fire instead of Beyonce GIFs.

nah

All your examples are players from the 80s and 90s (except Lidstrom I guess), when conditioning and training weren’t as developed and the talent pool was thinner. I don’t think that happens nearly as much anymore.

Add every Stein voter to Clinton and she still loses. Enough with this witch hunt nonsense.

MDE is like Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! if the entire purpose of that show had been to “trigger SJWs”.

See, I know you get your political knowledge from Buzzfeed listicles about Disney princesses, but “neo-liberalism” is an actual, defined concept that has produced actual scholarly writing and been in common parlance for some time. “Alt-left” is what dipshit Vox content farmers began calling leftists who didn’t adhere…

Oh, you think medicine and college should be socialized? How “alt”. How unlike every other leftist on earth outside of the idiot box called America.

“Alt-left” is a moniker that centrist pundits applied to anyone who didn’t 100% drink the Clinton Kool-Aid. It is absolutely semantically meaningless.

I, too, use the Racist Ignorant Poors as a hedge against any kind of introspection or examination of my own ideology.

46 percent of eligible voters did not vote. Your hippie punching is really fucking sad.

Permanently fuck the fuck off with this “alt-left” horseshit.

You’re really pissing up a rope by publishing this story on “We don’t deserve Hillary” Jezebel, where the failures of the DNC are wholly attributable to an insufficiently woke electorate.

I’m sure that would make for some red-hot slashfic, but that’s thankfully not how that works.

46.9% of eligible voters chose not to leave the house but keep flogging this down-punching horseshit for clicks anyway.

Voting your conscience in a locked-in blue state? Enjoy your privilege, dudebro. We poor activists of colour reasonably comfortable and mostly white gossip writers have too much to lose.

Are we still moaning about Bernie Bros like 6 months after the fact?

yeah you do kinda

*joins ISIS*

Fuck, it’s gonna be awesome when she wins in 8 days and we can go back to criticizing her for shit like this without being accused of treason by a bunch of knobs who love ‘Hamilton’.

Free advice: anyone who espouses a vague Eastern free-yourself-from-attachment-and-desire philosophy while simultaneously being filthy rich is most likely a con man.