“Point taken, but” [ignores point entirely]

To say nothing of the law’s controversial “Fleshlight exception”.

I’ll never understand how having an autistic child is supposed to make one an authority on its causes. My mom has had MS for over a decade and I know very little more about neurology than I used to.

UGH. THIS IS WHY I AM VOTING CLINTON. NONE OF HER FOREIGN INTERVENTIONIST POLICIES COULD POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAN THIS ONE GUY’S TWEET. FOR TOO LONG WOMEN HAVE ETC. ETC.

“Over time cultures rise and fall. There is no more Roman Empire.”

You know what’s a useless move? Glibly telling people whose lives have been destroyed by colonialism that their lives would be better if they would just assimilate, and fuck the land they came from, because “sorry, it’s over”. Fuck your constructive solutions and your smiley face.

Wait, so we have to have a unified theory in place that will end the suffering of First Nations people before we’re allowed to call you a cock?

“Civilization”. You probably have no idea what a shithead you’re coming off as. Yes, let’s put every First Nations person on a bus to the cities, where their lives will be just great.

Yeah, they certainly don’t want to face the gift-wrapped hate magnet that is Hillary Clinton. She’d be impossible to campaign against.

yeah but Susan Sarandon

Yes, I’m sure that if his only competitor were a man, Sanders would clap him on the back and say ‘ehhh, vote for either of us, who cares?’

Everyone who starred this should yas queen themselves off a goddamn cliff.

‘Extremely’?

Jesus fucking Christ. New York is not the world. I have greater concerns with an HRC presidency than her familiarity with transit fares. Only in the dogshit American media echo chamber would something like this even begin to matter to anyone.

I REMEMBER ‘NO COINS, PLEASE’. Kid hustled his way up to a milli from almost nothing. That book taught me that adults are pliable suckers and no one is in charge.

Well, it’s hale, at least.

How did you know? I thought my interactions with Siri were confidential. Make that twelvty-threeve billion.

I found Siri’s response to my query “I accidentally slammed a car door on my dick and locked the keys inside, what do I do” to be equally inadequate and insensitive, and I am suing Apple Inc. for eleventy billion dollars.

Noted.