In a discovery that won’t have much significance for the world at large but is really cool for the people involved, a team of archeologists from Oxford University announced today that they had discovered a rock that kind of looks like their friend.
If you’ve been on the fence about Blue Apron, an amazing new addition to the grocery delivery service just might convince you to try out a subscription. Blue Apron will now send someone to pick up your finished meals and show them to your ex to prove that you have your shit together!
If you’re tired of all the negative stories in the news these days, here’s something that’ll make you smile for a change: When this town discovered one of its neighbors was walking 70 miles a day to masturbate in the forest, it came together and bought him a Lamborghini so he could drive there in style!
Excuse me, sir? If we could have but a moment of your time! Forgive our boldness, might we interest you in a miraculous enlargement of the penis?
Any real ’90s kid remembers growing up with these amazing toys, and now it’s time to turn off the lights and rub them on your legs! Here are five awesome ’90s toys that you can rub on your legs in the dark.
Bagel fans can take it easy today, because the bagel industry just issued its daily 600-page report on the state of bagels, and nothing big has changed since yesterday. The phonebook-sized volume, which is published every day in 76 countries around the world in 254 languages, reported this morning that pretty much…
As the leader of the free world, the president of the United States is often the first person extraterrestrials will seek out when they want to make contact with Earth, but on the rare occasions when this happens, those meetings are almost never of consequence. Here are four encounters throughout history between a…
The early 2000s were the golden age of MTV dating shows, but how many did you watch back in the day? Are you an MTV dating-show expert?! Take this quiz to find out!
In yet another sign of the animosity that existed between President Trump and the late politician, the White House is continuing to display its flag depicting John McCain being confused by a pinecone more than 48 hours after the senator’s death.
‘Modern Family’ has given us so many wonderful memories over the years and it’s always great to go back and revisit some of the greatest moments of this unforgettable show. Here are the four episodes of ‘Modern Family’ where Manny Delgado decides to marry a 90-year-old woman who kept him in a birdcage, and his…
My dad read some article online about how oysters are an aphrodisiac, and since then every time he eats an oyster he starts acting super horny because he thinks if he doesn’t it means his penis doesn’t work or something. Here are four times that happened. Every time it is embarrassing.
Your parents couldn’t care less that you’re getting a tattoo, but is that because they’re super cool or because they’re sort of indifferent about what happens to you in a kind of sad way? Take this quiz to find out!
Yes it is! At last you will know true joy and unending rapture in the form of this story of heartwarming joy and celebrity kindness: International mega-man The Rock Dwayne Johnson just BLASTED his car through the wall of a daycare center to show the toddlers his long, gray wizard’s beard!
For many glorious years, ClickHole.com has proudly churned out the internet’s most clickable, shareable content on a daily basis. This content goes viral and spreads all over the internet so that ClickHole can rake in the huge amounts of money that it deserves. However, today this glamorous website is experimenting…
Jesus Christ… look at Kings of Leon! They’re all on the floor crying. What the fuck did you do to Kings of Leon, you monster?! Take this quiz to find out!
This is the most incredible thing you will see all day.