Marvel fans and superhero enthusiasts everywhere are going to fall in love with this amazing story that is basically straight out of the pages of a comic book: There’s man in Augusta, ME who turns green and goes bald every time he gets upset, just like the Incredible Hulk!
Harry Potter fans everywhere have a reason to be very excited this morning: J.K. Rowling took to Twitter today to reveal that every now and then, the Sorting Hat would arbitrarily sort a first-year Hogwarts student onto the New York Mets!
The Office was one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, filled with incredible characters and unforgettable moments. Some of the most emotional scenes in the entire series came from the moments when the show would cut to a flash-forward to Pam Beesly and Dwight Schrute fucking on Jim Halpert’s grave. Here are six…
A waking nightmare is currently unfolding 30,000 feet in the air, and it seems like a major disaster may be imminent. The pilot of an American Airlines flight that recently departed from Los Angeles is sobbing uncontrollably and frantically asking passengers if anyone knows how to spay a cat.
For the students in Mr. Friedman’s AP Lit class, what started as a normal, boring lesson just turned into an unforgettable experience that everyone in attendance will undoubtedly be talking about for years to come: Connor Hanson, a college freshman who was in Mr. Friedman’s class last year, just poked his whole…
Game Of Thrones fans who have been eagerly awaiting the next installment in the book series finally have a reason to celebrate: George R.R. Martin says that he can now finish The Winds Of Winter because Geico has finally given him legal clearance to use their gecko mascot as a character!
If you’re someone who’s currently having a carnal affair with one of your siblings, you’re definitely going to want to read this. Hallmark has just released a new line of greeting cards specifically designed for siblings in incestuous relationships!
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was already one of the most attractive stars on the planet, but he somehow just found a way to be even hotter than he already was: Dwayne Johnson is looking absolutely amazing after murdering his uncle and stealing his wig.
A group of scientists at one of America’s top universities just made an incredible breakthrough that will change the way doctors practice medicine forever. Medical researchers at Harvard University have discovered a way to put a dead patient’s brain in the microwave while they have sex with each other on the floor.
Movie fans, brace yourselves, because there’s some news coming out of Hollywood that is going to make your day: It’s just been confirmed that Maggie Smith has signed on to play the role of Elderly Kermit the Frog in an upcoming Susan B. Anthony biopic!
A hot new celebrity sighting is getting splattered all over the tabloids and it’s got absolutely everyone talking: According to gossip and beautiful paparazzi photos, movie star heart throb Armie Hammer has removed his toupee in church and is using the severed leg of a flamingo to push it across the floor toward a…
Millions are in mourning today following a deadly Halloween-related incident that claimed the lives of some of the world’s bravest and most accomplished space explorers: Officials have confirmed that six astronauts on board the International Space Station died today after attempting to wear witch costumes in space to…
Sometimes in life, it’s the most ordinary and unassuming people who turn out to be anything but. This seems to be exactly the case for 32-year-old Jason Shepherd, who is a thoroughly normal guy in every regard except for one: He apparently knows a ton about local high school football and gets really into it.
A medical crisis is currently unfolding that’s left the life of one of the most prominent American statesmen hanging in the balance. According to major news outlets across the country, former President George H.W. Bush has been rushed to the hospital for emergency lip gigantification surgery.
Sesame Street has been delighting and educating children for decades, but the beloved show may have crossed the line yesterday with a controversial creative decision that has some parents furious. Did Sesame Street go too far with its episode where Ernie microwaves himself while the words “NO LESSON TODAY” flashed on…
In a discovery that won’t have much significance for the world at large but is really cool for the people involved, a team of archeologists from Oxford University announced today that they had discovered a rock that kind of looks like their friend.
If you’ve been on the fence about Blue Apron, an amazing new addition to the grocery delivery service just might convince you to try out a subscription. Blue Apron will now send someone to pick up your finished meals and show them to your ex to prove that you have your shit together!
If you’re tired of all the negative stories in the news these days, here’s something that’ll make you smile for a change: When this town discovered one of its neighbors was walking 70 miles a day to masturbate in the forest, it came together and bought him a Lamborghini so he could drive there in style!
Excuse me, sir? If we could have but a moment of your time! Forgive our boldness, might we interest you in a miraculous enlargement of the penis?
Any real ’90s kid remembers growing up with these amazing toys, and now it’s time to turn off the lights and rub them on your legs! Here are five awesome ’90s toys that you can rub on your legs in the dark.