For the students in Mr. Friedman’s AP Lit class, what started as a normal, boring lesson just turned into an unforgettable experience that everyone in attendance will undoubtedly be talking about for years to come: Connor Hanson, a college freshman who was in Mr. Friedman’s class last year, just poked his whole…
Game Of Thrones fans who have been eagerly awaiting the next installment in the book series finally have a reason to celebrate: George R.R. Martin says that he can now finish The Winds Of Winter because Geico has finally given him legal clearance to use their gecko mascot as a character!
If you’re someone who’s currently having a carnal affair with one of your siblings, you’re definitely going to want to read this. Hallmark has just released a new line of greeting cards specifically designed for siblings in incestuous relationships!
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was already one of the most attractive stars on the planet, but he somehow just found a way to be even hotter than he already was: Dwayne Johnson is looking absolutely amazing after murdering his uncle and stealing his wig.
A group of scientists at one of America’s top universities just made an incredible breakthrough that will change the way doctors practice medicine forever. Medical researchers at Harvard University have discovered a way to put a dead patient’s brain in the microwave while they have sex with each other on the floor.
Movie fans, brace yourselves, because there’s some news coming out of Hollywood that is going to make your day: It’s just been confirmed that Maggie Smith has signed on to play the role of Elderly Kermit the Frog in an upcoming Susan B. Anthony biopic!
A hot new celebrity sighting is getting splattered all over the tabloids and it’s got absolutely everyone talking: According to gossip and beautiful paparazzi photos, movie star heart throb Armie Hammer has removed his toupee in church and is using the severed leg of a flamingo to push it across the floor toward a…
Millions are in mourning today following a deadly Halloween-related incident that claimed the lives of some of the world’s bravest and most accomplished space explorers: Officials have confirmed that six astronauts on board the International Space Station died today after attempting to wear witch costumes in space to…
Sometimes in life, it’s the most ordinary and unassuming people who turn out to be anything but. This seems to be exactly the case for 32-year-old Jason Shepherd, who is a thoroughly normal guy in every regard except for one: He apparently knows a ton about local high school football and gets really into it.
A medical crisis is currently unfolding that’s left the life of one of the most prominent American statesmen hanging in the balance. According to major news outlets across the country, former President George H.W. Bush has been rushed to the hospital for emergency lip gigantification surgery.
Sesame Street has been delighting and educating children for decades, but the beloved show may have crossed the line yesterday with a controversial creative decision that has some parents furious. Did Sesame Street go too far with its episode where Ernie microwaves himself while the words “NO LESSON TODAY” flashed on…
In a discovery that won’t have much significance for the world at large but is really cool for the people involved, a team of archeologists from Oxford University announced today that they had discovered a rock that kind of looks like their friend.
If you’ve been on the fence about Blue Apron, an amazing new addition to the grocery delivery service just might convince you to try out a subscription. Blue Apron will now send someone to pick up your finished meals and show them to your ex to prove that you have your shit together!
If you’re tired of all the negative stories in the news these days, here’s something that’ll make you smile for a change: When this town discovered one of its neighbors was walking 70 miles a day to masturbate in the forest, it came together and bought him a Lamborghini so he could drive there in style!
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Any real ’90s kid remembers growing up with these amazing toys, and now it’s time to turn off the lights and rub them on your legs! Here are five awesome ’90s toys that you can rub on your legs in the dark.
Bagel fans can take it easy today, because the bagel industry just issued its daily 600-page report on the state of bagels, and nothing big has changed since yesterday. The phonebook-sized volume, which is published every day in 76 countries around the world in 254 languages, reported this morning that pretty much…
As the leader of the free world, the president of the United States is often the first person extraterrestrials will seek out when they want to make contact with Earth, but on the rare occasions when this happens, those meetings are almost never of consequence. Here are four encounters throughout history between a…
The early 2000s were the golden age of MTV dating shows, but how many did you watch back in the day? Are you an MTV dating-show expert?! Take this quiz to find out!
In yet another sign of the animosity that existed between President Trump and the late politician, the White House is continuing to display its flag depicting John McCain being confused by a pinecone more than 48 hours after the senator’s death.