Damn. I Googled your tune and got nuthin’. But it has an awesome ‘80s Punk Beat and I’d bet the lyrics are my favorite kind of ‘fuck you’ irony. So thank you my cS. At this point we need some levity :)

Tell me how human bodies work.

It was for me. This quote:

Let’s not pretend it isn’t a fetish for the rich, either. Being able to cry victim that big bad mean Congress is being SO UNFAIR (tm) to people who can buy entire countries when they feel like it.

“There were these hearings in the ‘30s where they brought rich people in front of Congress and just kind of trashed them.”

This could almost be a campaign ad for her. Cramer doesn’t realize that CEOs and big banks and corporations are hugely unpopular in anything but the most abstract terms. People like the abstract idea of capitalism, they don’t like the reality, and the number of people who plan their votes based on who is friendliest…

This is all I have to fucking say about this bullshit policy instituted by these damn puritans.

You misspelled Warren.

I don’t know if there’s ever been a more appropriate use for this gif.

The Center for American Progress is a “centrist” organization primarily funded by monied interests and the ThinkProgress site is one of the few productive and progressive things they have accomplished. What is called “centrism” here is right wing in every other part of the world.

What does Trump think that light bulb manufacturers are going to do? Are they going to scrap their LED plants just to build more incandescent bulbs? Why would they do that, when all indicators show that LED bulbs are gaining market share, regardless of government regulation?

If the older people are boomers you can also say to their face that it is their fault and watch their face turn red with rage. It’s a real treat.

I frequently have to explain to older people that I flatly refuse to have kids because of this. Our economy is screwed, the wealth gap is growing exponentially, and the environment is very likely doomed for long term support of human life. We’re likely to see massive food shortages, fuel shortages, and technology…

It saddens me that this could very well be true. 

Yes, that would make sense.

You know, it’s hard to pick a thing Trump does and think, “wow that is more deranged than I ever imagined.” But here we are. On its face, it’s not that important (I mean, aside from potentially millions of people getting false information from the president that affects their safety). But in a more existential sense,…

I am so sick and tired of Chrissy Teigen’s filthy mouth: the name-calling, the way she leads people at rallies calling for violence against minorities, the way she brags that she can grab people by the pussy, and can shoot people on 5th ave...

The daily rundown of Trump tweets should be preceded with a picture such as this one:

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

Fact: Stephanie Grisham has been arrested twice for DUIs and has been fired from two different jobs for plagiarism and falsified expense accounts.