“President Trump confides in his wife on many issues including the detailed elements of his strong relationship with Chairman Kim—”

I guess I am, at that...although there are examples of persons of unfortunate reality I feel equally skeptical about...I get mixed up...dumbass donnie dotard (allegedly) being president is unfortunately a reality...but the “reality” he claims to exist in is almost exclusively dubious...

A man was choked to death over cigarettes.

Hey did you know that ‘Van Der Heyden’ is Dutch for ‘Shut the fuck up tomato you moron’?

“IT’S NOT WELFARE! THEY’RE ‘SUBSIDIES’ GODDAMN IT!”

$16 billion in tariff victim/US farmer welfare is mostly certainly and definitely lib propaganda.

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

Trump is fascist garbage and Shell is definitely in the top ten of evil, supra-national conglomerates.

Attempted cheek kiss for the bride?

Nothing is richer than Trump telling anyone to go get more exercise. 

It’s kind of amazing, if I still had the capacity to be amazed by this, how much the mainstream press has dropped the ball on this story.

I love these conservative dystopia concepts because everyone always looks so happy in them. Really tells you where the priorities are. 

Fuck Trump. My leftist future promises open lap-sitting lesbians, permission for sheep to sit passenger sans seat belt, and the continuation of weed-smoking dumbass sk8r bois and I won’t have it any other way.

Spooky action at a distance was never so compelling. 

Ay, chiquita, el que seas latina o no no significa que tengas que hacer comentarios tan clasistas y que esperes que alguien se ría, hasta ahorita no entiendo que tiene de gracioso que alguien se forme para esperar comida, si eso quiere decir que soy una galleta salada sin gluten pues está bien.

Mexican.

Terrorists always end up using human shields.