“The woman in the ad, identified only as Marcy, says that she has private insurance that she wants to keep, because ‘my husband and I worked for over 30 years, I feel we earned that benefit.’”

God, he's really running to be the president of baby boomers only, and everyone else can get fucked.

Much as I always want to revel in the utter incompetence of these idiots, this half-assed explanation actually makes me think that they got fucked with. You really can’t find that image accidentally. Searching google images for “presidential seal” in a variety of ways turns up shitloads of... the actual presidential…

Oh god, I forgot about the “voluntary slavery” nutjobs.  Though the weirdest thing is probably the libertarians that oppose it, not because it’s a crazy idea, but because of some technical argument that it’s impossible to fulfill a contract for lifetime servitude.  The way these people jerk off to paperwork is truly…

lol

Acid washed emails.

OMG when I was 10 years old, I nearly freaked out at a Kentucky telephone operator because I couldn’t believe she really took that long to talk. I had never been south of New Jersey before, either. “Yew suuurrre thayat’s a siiix.... ohhhh.... naaaahhhn ayyyreeea cowwwde?....” I was not prepared for that!

She probably gets asked about this issue ten times a day, so she got annoyed. It happens.

I don’t think you’re quite getting it.

I cannot imagine the rage teenagers must be feeling. I feel it in my 30s, betrayed by the generations ahead of me and fearful I won’t have the opportunity to live to old age. I cannot imagine mixing that with being slated to die even younger and general teenage rage hormones and then also the helplessness you must…

 It seems to involve someone named Karen demanding to speak to the manager. 

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Ivanka later went on to say that Boris should get along swimmingly with the Price of Whales

FAKE NEWS -

This one can probably hear better too, may have trouble discerning Senators from hallucinations though.

Fentanyl affects white people, silly!

2 out of 3 people live in this area. That makes my head nearly explode. I am stunned that this hasn’t been ruled on by higher courts and made to go away. Was this a new thing following 9-11?

ETA the question.

He really thinks this kind of thing can be sustained into late 2020... I dunno, people do get fatigued pretty quickly, once the novelty of his ugliness wears off. He actually thinks “we’ll make these unpopular women the face of the Democrats!” will work; uhh, overlooking the fact that the face of the Democrats will be…