I’m out! Thanks for the advice! And thanks to David!

All the humanity for a buck

David! Thank you!

I know, but jesus! 😉

The Art of No Deal

You've been killing it for weeks! Nice work!

The solution was to give them a one way bus fare to a large city...maybe Chicago...or Los Angeles

Fake campaign!

The craziest part of immigration enforcement is that immigration enforcement officers are little more than meter-maids. Illegally crossing the border is a federal misdemeanor of lower consequence than “improperly using Smokey the Bear’s likeness”

This might be a good excuse when you've got "a few bad apples," but when it's a massive percent of past and present employees, then...well...you'd better get a lawyer

Exactly!

😂

I picture him like this:

“That’s when Zeke—the most useless husband since M’Baku in Us—interrupts.”

Here’s another for the collection

Oh fuck! 😂🤣😂

Or at least I'd like to think...because the number of people committed to his xenophobic, misogynistic, self-aggrandizing bullshit cause is frightening

Too late