“The republicans are criminals, traitors and liars.” 

For every rat that jumps, there’s a freakier replacement waiting

I’m sure that book will be mandatory reading for high school students in red states

Good times...good times

Greco-Roman

Wear it proudly and hang a necklace around it, but keep your lawyer on speed-dial

Call me crazy, but housing should not be profitable. Or at the very least should match median income gains. More than that, and it should be taxed as a luxury.

The whole administration is Nathan Thurm

That’s going to be some interesting salad tossing

These faces don’t lie

“Hang in there. We’ve almost got this figured out!”--Fox News

You don’t call them Nazis for nothing

*We’re responsible with our** money

Trump Country Socialism™

I can hear McConnell gagging on his dentures from laughing so hard.

::whale song::

How does this even work?

::makes airplane noises while zooming hand around::

Hahahaha! So true! ::weeps::

It’s the difference between: