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Out of topic

More like Avenaughty, ami—

When I was in college, a kid I knew was starting his senior year and was the proud owner of a 2.2 GPA. His dad wanted him to go to a good law school and join his firm, but his GPA wasn’t going to cut it. The kid knew another guy who was a graduate assistant in the bursar’s office, who was well known as a degenerate…

You think the cheating stopped once they got in? How are your friends Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, and Eater Bunny doing?

You’re an idiot.

The more interesting question is what the NFL will do.

If it’s Tebow I might be convinced that god does exist.

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

Guys... GUYS. I finally broke the Deadspin comment star record last night. For six months I’ve been just a handful away from the previous high, but something put that wonderful poop story back on people’s radar, and I topped the 4100-star mark.

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

Well at least teams didn’t focus on the “has a Russian girlfriend” aspect of Sean McVay because otherwise we’d start seeing the growth of a Marina Butina coaching tree.

This really really got me.

Don’t even have to read this article and I bet my new born child 99% of this is [shit]

“The source, who was unnamed but reported to have an 11 inch penis...”

“Ok. Thanks.”

I dunno. I thought it sounded like he was asking for a bowl of Alpo. I mean he deserves it. He played a great game yes he did yes he did.

Just curious: why did you read this article?

Serial Season 3 should have been the one to go viral. Far more vital and important to look at the quotidian injustices within and as an intended part of the justice system, which is something I’ve never had to deal with before and had only seen fictional depictions of so everything here was eye-opening.