Google is a beautiful thing. Most famous people are not photographed most likely doing bumps in the bathroom. Can you research before commenting next time?

AmeliaE, I totally agree with you that this is not simply a guy having fun. He’s an alcoholic and may have a drug abuse problem on top of that.

The Ferguson demonstrations, which turned violent, but weren’t exactly on a level with, say, The LA Riot, were because there was no arrest. That’s what seems to be the determining factor in all of this. If the murderer gets arrested the intensity is tamped down.

Nobody rioted. By the way.

There must have been some mistake. Jared Carver’s story regarding a gentleman trying to order Tito’s gin at a bar from May 11, 2015 is probably the greatest STORY (full stop) ever told. Yet it is not on this list. This oversight will not stand!

Solid work, Pimp, solid work.

I feel like I’ve been duped into reading a Patriots fan bitching yet again. Will I ever learn?

The Jamaican patois intro to Smif N Wessun’s Sound Bwoy Burreil was my outgoing message for a few days until my AA sponsor advised me to change it to “something sane.” Dude was not hip-hop.

The knee, bruh. It’s the stuff of nightmares.

When in the throws of passion with a presumably extraordinarily attractive woman, have you ever said, are you saying now, or will you ever say in the future “yeah Jeets”?

And, if you must know, I’m a professional statistician. Certified by the Board of Statistics (The BS as it’s commonly known)

I’ve already explained to you how it works. Just Google it. The very first result says clearly that the incidence of cocaine residue on American bills is 114%. That means that out of every 100 bills, 114 of them test positive for cocaine residue. Most of them, in fact, have enough for a full line. These are facts, if…

Until this article, I thought his name was Popzingis.

Of course. In this case it’s the number of bills that have trace amounts of cocaine on them in every 100 bills. And the fact is that that number is 114. Do you even know how facts work?

No, I’ve also heard the 114% number and I’m pretty sure it’s accurate.

$8

Tarantino wouldn’t sue

The announcer wasn’t even surprised by the 62-footer.

That’s great that you enjoy a different pop star and seem to need a nap.

Chick-fil-a, dawg. Polynesian sauce, holmes. But their strips are better. Hate never tasted so good.