White male privilege at both its most trivial and its most insidious.

The takeaway here is that Karl Malone is horrifically bad at flirting.

my bad

Uh, Manu Ginobli was drafted late in the second round and he's a borderline hall of famer.

Even though Dakich was technically right, dude still owned him the rest of the conversation.

No, MaydayBoyd was 100% correct. You are the one that seems to be.living in a fantasy world.

It's very cool. The NBA is smart and doesn't suck and this is a cool thing that they did.

If I were this fella's wife I'd be pretty paranoid right about now.

Sincerely trying to wrap my brain around this one:

Huh?

Fuck. The. NFL.

If this is part of his job then why are the Seahawks going to play him in the most important game of their season? It's not part of his job is why. His job is to play football, he does it well. Anyone who says otherwise is being obtuse and/or overly literal.

Liking for the "What if my Aunt had male genitalia?" comment.

The Deadspin comments on the Marshawn Lynch stories are the greatest test for sarcasm detectors yet created!

The Marshawn Lynch story is the sarcasm detector's greatest test to date!

For the coup de grâce, he should get cards with all the classic stock athlete answers and answer each question by reading one.

Ugh, re-read comment. I'm saying he's too good at his job for the Seahawks to fire him. All these people saying he's not doing his job are idiots. If dealing with the media was actually part of his job then they should fire him. It isn't important is what I'm saying.

He does his job so well that he gets paid $6.5 million. Talking to the media is in the job description, but the Seahawks organization seems in no rush to fire him for not doing it. And when he's a free agent there will be teams tripping over themselves to get to this guy who doesn't do that part of the description…

Then the Seahawks should fire him. They shouldn't play him in the game on Sunday.

Ah, but that comment in itself is cherry-picking data. With the Pats, Green-Ellis had 510 carries, 26 catches and 0 fumbles, but with the Bengals he had 508 carries, 26 catches and 5 fumbles. That is MASSIVE difference. Woodhead had 250 carries, 92 catches and 2 fumbles with the Pats. With the Chargers 121 carries,…