How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

He should have that mole removed

-Opens Door to Garage

Probably because all the ads warn about driving them for more than 4 hours...

I think you mean Sad-turday.

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

The Escala is used in ads to help drive traffic to the dealer. It’s called the Cadillac Escala aid.

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Could be the last decent block we get from a Jet in 2017...

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

“Don’t mind if I do....”

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

Funny, that’s about the age I was when I snuck my first taste of beer, also a Coors Light. Saw it on the counter, took a swig, then caught a fatherly backhand right to the kisser. The old man did me a favor though, because it knocked the awful taste of beer right out of my mouth.

I was waiting for the honey shot, very disappointed.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

His friends could see that picture

When Walford was asked what he would have done differently in the match, he said “Depends...”