Cool, another multi-hundred word article on some trivial play that happens countless times in any moba.

Fahey has already eaten two whole trees and half a shrub.

Eat itttttttttttt

Is that even a turkey? Looks more like a chicken.

Uhh you look more like a Snorlax.

Is it because it makes it more apparent how bad you are at such a simplistic game?

Hey Yannick, do you know, or have any way of finding out, how much Riot, Blizzard, and whoever the publishers of Smite are, pays Kotaku in the way of advertisements as compared to Valve? Just something I’ve been wondering.

The way I understand it, Yannick is assigned to MOBAS. What I don’t understand is the disproportionate coverage of LOL, HotS, and now even Overwatch (which is apparently a Moba to Yannick because he’s never heard of team fortress).

Still not going to cover Dota 2 Major? Cool.

There a reason that you still haven’t covered the Major going on right now? Valve not pay you as much as Riot and Bliss?

Fuck you Yannick, you write this large piece on trivial shit that happens all the time in mobas, yet have not made one post on the Dota 2 Major current going on?

Did you try eating it?

And Fahey has already eaten 10 bags.

This is Fucking terrible. Can you please stop highlighting these delusional, privileged assholes with too much free time?

God, just stop already.

Shut up, Yannick.

The Blizzard employee was lying. Also: Fuck Yannick.

And just when I think I’m going to quit Kotaku because it’s mostly Yannick playing LOL and Fahey eating shit/playing with toys, Patricia saves the day with a funny and informative post. Thank you.

Please go back to writing for the newspaper of whichever shirty community college you went to.

Yet another bull shit, fanboy, advertisement by Yannick. Cool.