The NFL says nearly 100,000 fans were on the Parkway throughout the day; Philadelphia police estimated 70,000.

“I just trusted him.”

Wait, dammit, my edit went through after all.

Hernandez is gonna have to cheese-grate that tattoo off that says “I murdered Daniel deAbreu and Safiro Furtado”.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.

I fully anticipate they will accidentally draft Jason Garrett.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

who starred this

Probably a perception that wrestling audiences are white trash losers.

weird Scrantonicity

I’d kill him with kindness.

The Wall just got 12 feet taller

Because the IOC is one of the most corrupt organizations on the entire planet and America already has enough issues without adding that group of scumbag assholes to the list of people to deal with.

Durr what is this fake news why is there so much Trump in Gizmodo you snowflakes need to get used to it he’s president now you guys never posted this much about Obama her emails are still worse than everything I love Russia.

This article just moved Mixon way up the Ravens draft board.

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

come again?

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.