Raiders owner Mark Davis has until March to get this mess figured out, otherwise it’s unlikely he will receive the 24 votes from his fellow owners needed to approve his team’s move to Las Vegas.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/organize-or-die-1787921549

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

Two things he said this morning:

I’m a Cowboys fan, and I have no problem with you complimenting both our offensive line and our running back.
I fully support your right to compliment each and every Cowboys player.

So you didn’t win?

Extra pussy grabbing gloves?

He looks dumpy and his ass looks like a burlap sack filled with snakes.

“If I am Jerry Jones, and I am not a crazy person....”

Does it matter? If Romo starts week 8, he’ll be back on IR by week 9.

Negative interest? What does he look like, a Japanese bank?

In fairness when they yell “go back to your country” Toronto fans usually mean America.

Whether or not the Blue Jays make the playoffs, they will soon be dwarfed by the massive media coverage that will accompany the ceremonies and celebrations as the Maple Leafs honor 50 seasons since the franchise last appeared in the Stanley Cup finals.

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

This is the darkest timeline

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base