Smoked cigarettes for 20 years, quit a few years back, but I got bigger things to worry about.

Spiderman 2. 

Snoozeville. 

Eh, live a little. You already consume 40-50,000 particles of microplastics per year. Might as well snort some of them.

You have no power here Valve! It’s literally the first thing I* do with new electronics. Used to do it with instruction manuals as far back as the NES era, but those are long gone, so now I just sniff the cases. Relish snorting up all those delicious fumes from cases, controllers, and consoles. Cause I need to get my…

Not fully convinced this guy isn’t secretly Fred Armisen.

Eh they probably didn’t have feathers. Too much mass for insulation. 

I’m into this. I like Arkane and I love Blade, so win-win. Plus it’s 3rd person. 

If that’s the barometer than almost nothing that’s single player only would get Remastered.

Appreciated.

These are words. 

It’s an interesting thing to note, I’ll grant you that. 

Remember paying somewhere around 70(80?!) dollars for SSF2 on Genesis at Sears with my own money as a kid. Game prices have never really adhered to arbitrary numbers. 

You got me good with that one. I’ll be reeling from that sick burn for weeks.

A console exclusive and it only sold 14m. Honestly surprised by that stastic because it’s not higher. One could argue that 343 just doesn’t have the special sauce that Bungie used to command. Halo 3 was an oasis in the desert. Sony wasn’t pushing exclusive out, and MS had one that ruled the roost in SP and MP. 

Yup. 

Yeah. Played a lot of D2 back in the day, never bothered with 3 until I found a new sealed copy for Ps4 a couple years ago. Gave it about 15 hours and then stopped. The always online crap was too oppressive, though I’d skipped all that by waiting so long.

Fast forward to Immortal, and I maybe played 4 hours and just…

Pretty much. I’m patient since my backlog is obscene. 

And this is such a tired rebuttal.

The influx of new purchasers alone is so much exponentially higher than it was in the 60-dollar era. Personally I wait a year or two, since FOMO has no power over me in my 40's. Then I snag a copy for a quarter the cost.

Played Immortal on PC and knew what 4 had in store. Didn’t even bother.