Who cares? This is the second time in two days I’ve wondered why ANYONE would care about the topic of a post like this.

Website That Hoaxes Its Own Readers Upset That Other Hoaxes Exist

Mcgregor added “I also can’t swim and I’ll never shut the fuck up during a movie”.

Officer: Where you coming from?

30-35mph for a push start? When my 1966 beetle’s starter wouldn’t turn because of corroded 6V electrics I usually pushed it from the drivers side, got it rolling, jumped in and made a 2nd gear clutch drop. On flat ground, worked everytime.

and she had real car trouble to get away from him.

You only think that because you’re a racist.

These posts are getting old. “Man parks collection of fire trucks in front of house” “man parks airplane in driveway”. Can we stop defending these people? They are any eyesore, and they make the neighborhood look like a circus, which hurts house prices. What’s so wrong with neighbors trying to maintain their house…

Deadspin to Readers: Fuck You, Here’s Another E-Sports Article.

No, Happy Gilmore sucked just as much as everything else he does. You were probably just too young to realize it (and now watch it with nostalgia glasses).

“Listen, I know you guys are upset, but let me tell you, I know what a pick looks like.”

What the hell is happening? I have a headache, I can’t tell who’s winning and who or what am I supposed to focus on to know whether or not Joe Flacco’s elite?

If you’re a commenter on the internet and you find yourself making blanket statements about all 20-year-old people in the world based off a news report, the time to keep commenting is over. Walk away and delete your account. Like that minute.

Keith Olbermann is partisan to the point of absurdity but I really enjoyed this piece he did:

Even in the 80s as well. I remember I saved up enough of the Big Bear/Gold Circle Stamps to get Pitfall for free right after it came out, and the “I’m going to bust out of my skin” anticipation for the cashier to ring up the transaction, and then running to the cage for the guy to fish out my copy of the cartridge.