Well that is just a relative fact at this point, not a code. Literally everything Obama ever did or didn’t do is a good thing in comparison to the current assault on everyone but the rich. That’s what happens when you elect a garbage monster—you get context straight up the ass.

Her heart is in the right place, but she’s patronizing if you disagree, like you just don’t understand the world the way she does. It’s mild in comparison with what some have to handle, though. Wishing you the best.

You can totally tell him—I always want to know if I’m being inadvertently lame, and I assume most good people would want that too. Just make it super casual and supportive.

I get that fame and unimaginable wealth can become a prison wherein you feel like regular folks can’t understand you, but couples made up of two already-famous people rarely last. I can think of, like, two? Annette Bening and Warren Beatty, and...I forgot the other one.

I think this healing process is gradual—it’s rarely a yes/no situation as many addiction models imply, where you hit a bottom and make a drastic life change that either takes or doesn’t take. It’s a process of becoming honest, becoming ready, and becoming effective at changing.

Hey where’d you go? At this point in his first term, Obama had created a stimulus to save the economy. Please stay and talk about what Trump has done for the country so far.

There is not much non-disordered eating these days. Healthy eating is when you just eat what your body needs to make it strong, in a pleasurable integrated way. Food as just a lovely part of living. Who among us can say they do that? Maybe the French.

Sea salt and baking soda, two cups worth, in a hot bath. Drink ginger tea in the bath. Sweat. Get in jammies while you’re still warm and take more tea, with honey for throat. Sleep, drink water, sleep.

Down and Out in Beverly Hills is one of my favorite movies of all time. It is disgusting and optimistic and everyone should see it. I was first transfixed by the sweaty act of adultery between Dreyfus and Pena, but I came to love the gross shamanic yoga and dogfood eating just as much.

Super cheap and super works: “eye primer and liner sealer” from ELF. You pull out the brush end; it’s wet and you drag it through any eyeshadow you like. Then apply. There is no actual color in the tube; you make unsmudgable eyeliner in the color of your choosing with it.

I just spent two weeks in teeth-gritted silence with my mother, a healthcare professional, while she read the entirety of her conspiracy-minded FB feed aloud to me each day like she was reading off news reports.

The SNL writers are totally reading Jez comments. Someone here put up the Lieutenant Dan image (YOU AIN’T GOT NO LEGS) on the original Kellyanne post and it had us all crying because of the unexpected perfection of it.

I’m really sorry you’re going through this. It is an enormous mindfuck to be told you’re lazy when you’re working that hard, and to be given that message by the one person who is supposed to have your back and know you best. It ended up being a dealbreaker for me, but if he is willing to look at himself in therapy,…

Yes I was being silly and it’s been addressed.

Okay it means thousand feet. In my mind they have to be little tiny foots.

I think if your surname is “Little Feet,” you are obligated to name your kid “Hanson.”

I want to blame her though. I’m going to.

It is fucking up his whole world that his constant M.O. (blaming others for his own failures) doesn’t work when you are at the top of the chain, by definition. The more embattled he becomes, the more he will pick on the less powerful to maintain that sense of superiority. Eventually he will be telling ants that they…

I don’t even understand how people keep being taken. Just look for the mild, transparent baiting post with no point.

I can’t fucking stand that Better Man shit. Just so I’m clear, if you didn’t have a babysitter you’d be a dickface loser? That’s less cute than you think it is.