i just threw up a little in my mouth.

@momjeans: I think it's really possible that sullen bespectacled man is a sarcastic, cynical, smart, hilarious, totally normalish guy in grad school who is cracking up with the guys in his shitty band right now reading all the internet buzz about what a dick he is. and his band has a show tonight at some crappy bar…

Dear Catelynn, I have a spare bedroom and bathroom and you can come live for me for free as long as you're enrolled in college and making decent grades. Also I can help you fill out at FAFSA. You are a lovely young woman. Heart, Me

@frozengrapes: Agreed. I really really really like kissing people. I also like hugging people, laughing with people, holding hands with people, having slow emotional sex with people, and doing the hot and nasty with people.

@juicy n seedless: god, that was rant. i didn't even make a good joke or jab or anything. that dude looked douchey. also i loved "here are some facts: does that change your view?" "no it does not." well of course, because your views are ideological and have nothing to do with facts. blargh.

Part of participation in a democracy is being EDUCATED about the issues and making INFORMED decisions. O'Donnell had the integrity to challenge that girl on her thoughts. Maybe Jackie was embarrassed. But maybe she'll go home and read up on the issues. And when she reads up on the issues she'll have to decide whether…

So I am seeing an opportunity for the fashion industry to market directly to the single woman wanting to attract a man in a club. I'm thinking dresses that are really mostly just full length capes, where all of the skin on your back (and the back of your legs and arms) is covered, and save for a demure slip of…

I don't like Megan Fox because I think that if I met her at a party she wouldn't like me.

@Cimorene: Funny. My dad uses communist to mean anything negative : from a broken chair to it starting to rain while he's grilling. One time he called Apple (the company) a bunch of communists. A little part of my brain melted. #feminism

OMFG — Disney invented Sexy Face© ! #disneybridal

My Refusenik friend is also a clumsy, discombobulated, frazzled friend. He once lost his house key and needed to get the spare key to his house that I keep. (He also drives a scooter. of course.) He had to

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: I can't suspend disbelief because the songs are sooo studio-produced and aren't even trying to sound like a stage or a cafeteria or outside or wherever they are. i'm sure that's part of the kitsch or whatever, but it makes me pay attention to the production rather than the show. #glee

@Penny: My dad let me watch some terribly scary movie about Nostradamus when I was in the 4th grade. I was silently sobbing at the fact that I would never live to be 30 when my mom came home and walked in the room ripped my dad a new one. Too bad for me, I was afraid of the dying in the war that would end humanity…

@Laulau: remember the scene in Bruce Almighty where Jim Carrey replies "yes" to everyone's prayers. And everyone won the lottery. And so each person's winnings were like twelve cents. Seriously, people, if you want that promotion and someone else wants that promotion, you really think that there's a universe jury…

She's 24! I once went to class where i was an 8th grade teacher still drunk from the night before when i was 24. I once woke up naked and snuggled up with some fully dressed dude i barely knew on a couch covered by a poster ripped off the wall after a night of tequila shots when i was 24. I once got stuck 3 hours from…

@TheUptightMidwesterner: agreed. Sure, having sex with someone over whom you hold power is hugely problematic.

What I learned: run to a police officer if there is danger

@Nuckin Futz for you: Well shit... I frequently ask what they would recommend because on some level I think it's a compliment along the lines of "lots of things look good here in your very nice restaurant and you look trustworthy and expert at this menu and I'd value your opinion." Now I wonder how many times I've…

@sportz.star: To be fair: if she is transgendered, it isn't *her* that is a disruption to a system of fair play. It is that a dichotomous gender distinction was inherently flawed in the first place. (I think you meant this, but I think it's important that we say it over and over again.)

@AthertonMerriweather: Look people: 18 year old girls smell like Bath & Body Works. Really this could all be settled if someone would just smell her freshly shaven legs. If we need harder proof we could check for a bottle of Plumeria shimmering body lotion in her track bag.