“Ka’Deem Carey has been fined $6,076 for a uniform violation.”

Nobody cares about your lousy band.

Silicon Valley finishing school: where the elite learn to make video games, disrupt the middle class with a deregulated gig economy, or vertically integrate advertising revenue so that Peter Thiel can drink the blood of 10 year olds in his cryogenic meat locker.

“...rag-tag group of people...don’t take this college band crap seriously.”

MEMORANDUM TO STANFORD BAND

Even Stanford students think the band is a bunch of self-fellating, drunk-on-their-own-reputation try-hards.

Spare Tyrod, spoil the child.

You missed History of Rome?

Thank you! Any Alamanni homers in the crowd? No? Jutes? Any Jutes?

Egypt was the breadbasket of the eastern half of the Empire. Egyptian grain rarely went to Rome, especially after the third century, but it was the major source for Constantinople after it was founded.

“I couldn’t see the ball until the last millisecond,” Adams said. The receiver would tell Carroll, whose back was to the incoming pass until, well, the last millisecond, “The ball just landed in my lap.”

Yes, exactly. Oh, wait...

(ZOMG highlight truther alert!!!)

Is it just me or is this a much better catch than pass? Yes, he hit him in stride, but if the cornerback had turned around half a second earlier thats a pretty easy interception, no? The concentration Adams had to maintain to make the catch seems way more impressive to me.

Nickleback was named by the Kroeger brothers in honour of Chad Kroeger’s maternal great-grandfather, Nicolas “Nic” LeBaque, a French fur trader and explorer whose butt stuff exploits were legendary in and around modern-day Hannah, Alberta.

Makes sense. Orthodox Jews are notorious for wanting a conflict free compromise between Israelis and Palestinians protecting the rights of both peoples.

I assume you’re buying a pre built machine if you’re talking 1100+ for a desktop. I’m not going to sit here and tell you can build your own that’s as good/better for half the price because some other knob will do that. I will say however that ANY machine you throw that kind of money at will be able to max Civ 6 and…

Of course he doesn't drive a car...