betting lines are dominated by drunken Englishmen that may as well be Guy Richie extras

just let me have this

the team is coming home!

a sesame seed pun?

antebellum spice is worse than cilantro

and his persona was essentially an emulation of a former Confederate officer

maybe, but definitely not his fried chicken

torrenting

hope is the wellspring of English misery. let if flow

their fantasy is tabula rasa

conservative men aren’t too keen on variety

yikes, I see a couple of them and they are not very good at this. all caps and calls for cannibalism. truly nuance is dead

same for all the libertarians claiming the IRS is a bunch of jackbooted thugs that illegally seize citizens money.

damnit, that English self deprecation is charming!

it’s definitely the most likable England team I can remember, which is so frustrating. wish the team the best, but still like seeing the fans crushed.

complain to the manager

stupidity is not typically very self-reflective 

the police are not for when something annoys you

Subašić is a g’damned hero

Austro-Hungary would have a pretty dope team