wouldn’t work, they ask every sea arrival the proper way to make a cubano

well, it’s a satirized equivalent, but sure

a backbencher

it’s a great game-theory example here:

(in Billy Eichner’s voice) WELL OBVIOUSLY!!!

Barney would have armed up to the teeth and probably shot half the town if not for Andy’s moderating influence, but dammit, i’d still take him over Warren any day

from now on South American soccer shall be known as American Football, due to the high occurrence of shooting deaths

it was a great setup

first question: are you Alan Turing?

the B&Bs are top notch

“everything in moderation, including moderation,” ironically, said by someone who would be a gay immigrant if they had moved to the US

“the other shoe dropped”

and he’s got those big nerd glasses, so why not double down

fuck, kill me next!

and yet it’s poised to win the GOP nomination, again...

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”

whip-it-out-or-it’s-not-real

damn, that’s somewhere between 100 and 999 dicks. I hope it’s 999 exactly.

woah, woah, woah! now, that’s a golden ratio of woodwork to cooking in my opinion. let’s see them angle joints!

old ATK’s are on netflix, but I feel you. how could you not carry create?