it’s just 18 hours of towel snapping

in the UK the legal statute is known as, gettin’ a right eyefull

second only to Gaelic football in sport awesomeness

it’s like; I’m a guy with a very specific history fact but oddly doesn’t know the difference between historical aryans and the mid 20th century misappropriation of the name. that’s the premise anyway

fun coffee fact*: originally, coffee was banned by islam (probably because it made you all jittery and such) but once the argument was made that it would allow you to stay awake all night so you could pray and meditate on god it was allowed.

agree. this is a topic that’s very troublesome to me as literally every aspect of cultures are passed around, rearranged and fused with others. and this process is what makes our present and our past so exciting and interesting.

I mean it was invented by aryans, right!?

liberal soybean farmer, conservative biodynamic farmer slash fiction. HOTTT

see you there. my profile is the one in the coveralls covering, well, not much *winks*

I named all my strutting roosters after the entire GOP field.

yeah, I’ve thought about it, and definitely summer fest is worse. at least in the student section I don’t have to fear getting shanked by some swarthy 60 year old in a Harley Davidson shirt for momentarily blocking his old lady’s view of the scorpions concert. fuck summerfest to death

possibly a WORSE concentration of tank-topped, testosterone-fueled hell. but by a pure square footage measure I think it’s still the student section, if only because the stadium is designed for effecient packing. but the distinction as moot, as both are no-go zones for myself

he’s a college football star, he doesn’t have time for college.

well, no need to get to into the long simmering border war, as all negative feelings are categorically mutual. but let’s just agree that those tight, young, drunk co-eds will be making some poor decisions tonight. poor, sexy-sexy decisions....

Madison is where my appreciation of craft beer began, but damn dude, you’re not going to slam 8% beers if you’re trying to get shitty all day long!

drunkest concentration in the state probably, which says volumes

lulz

it’s too cold to see any of those sinewy cheerleader bods, may as well get them off the field

WRONG.

welcome to my world of antiquity