$500 for the sign though. if he gets it back with cam’s autograph on it that would be amazing, if not it’s kind of a bummer

FAKE!?! this is sports son!

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it’s always been like that. read a Shakespeare comedy or a regency drama

even farmers, too on the nose.

right, once you get your hand on the inside, you can go ANYWHERE

lumberjacks don’t die, they’re felled

kick his ass seabass!

2 is bigger than Dolly’s huba-habbas?

Jim Crow ended right around then too

it has a correlation, but not causation

the hardest part is usually getting your own head right.

no idea, sorry.

soopah stah destwoyer!

__hairy_ economy! is this madlibs?

this column, like all advice columns, is intended for the entertainment and trivia of the readership

see, this is the perfect opportunity to bring up that bible verse about Lot protecting his guests from the townspeople in Sodom that so so many christians love to bring up about homosexualuty. and yet, tumbleweeds

LISTEN UP IDIOTS!! in a world where eating P is something of a rarety among men, being willing and able gives you a huge competitive advantage. get on it before she does! or dont, I don’t care about your lame sex life. idiots

I’m doing one of those right now, will let you know if it’s cool

they may have went with that because it did have all those additional connotations, or because that draft just got the most laughs. check the DVD commentary, I loved it for Mr show