cleisthenes
Cleisthenes
cleisthenes

Elements like making random people in the street look stupid. Keep punching down Jimmy!

No, because an older woman with a younger man is HILARIOUS, Chuck Lorre hilarious!

Cheerful is unlikely, but I’ll keep an eye on it

He’s a south side guy, Sox fan. I think he just knows how bad they are

If his (hopefully far down the line) successor isn’t an obvious HOF candidate by game 3 we’re gonna be pissed

They’re buds though!

Close but too much correct spelling

Yes

Even my friend, who is one of the biggest bear fan assholes I know is disturbingly subdued this year.

I do! And I’m not far. What’s the name?

And a heads-up-display

A la carte government!

Awesome, but now youve raised another problem; is a threesome an orgy? What IS an orgy? Is a threesome just regular sex with a twist? Is partner swapping an orgy or two couples boning down simultaneously?

WE MUST DEFUND NASA!

That’s a feature not a bug

Know who else was a Nazi?..... HITLER!!

true, it would be political suicide

“Marge, please, old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet.” – Marge Simpson

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this post inspires a few mr. show references

I’m a humanities major, but if any STEMS friends out there knows how to express an orgy as a math equation, i’d love to make that into a wristband too.