It would be poetic justice if some of their employers were forced to hire illegal immigrants to cover the gap while the guard troops are called up.

Today’s Code 45* clearly indicates that the massive, disgusting pelota de piel naranja clinging to the Oval Office upholstery is feeling regret. He simply failed to understand that continuing his sleazy, grifting behaviour in the glare of the presidential limelight was a very, very unwise move. A private citizen,…

We can’t possibly lose, because there’s NO way $500 billion turns into $1 trillion, OK? He already ran a casino into the ground with this gambler’s philosophy. Idiot.

Oh Mr President, if there’s one thing that your time in office has taught us all, it’s that no matter how bad things get, there’s always an arrogant asshole who can find a way to make things worse...

It’s even weirder, because this guy isn’t a conservative thought leader. Among his many charming opinions, he hates poor rural whites and thinks they should be left to die just like Black people. He hates the wildly-popular-with-conservatives Trump. He’s as relevant to actual conservative politics as I am.

Bet Javanka were genuinely confused when Richards turned down that sweet deal.

For days every source of news has been saying Trump is wrong about the post office and how Amazon is helping it with all the business they give it, but he ignores it an keeps insisting he’s right. He’s not even doing the smart thing and just dropping it, he’s just continuing to lie and tell people to only listen to…

As a Californian, pretty pleased they keep coming for us! Proves we’re doing shit right, in general.

State’s rights, bitches!

CALIFORNIAAAAAA!

As far as coming at California goes......

The Justice Department sued California again on Monday

Here’s the sad fact. When you go looking for today’s conservative thought leaders, this is who you find.

Thank you so much for all of that!

For the times...

Love Your Kitties thread:

I’d guess he’s sorry he got caught/called out, not sorry about the post.

Re-framed, this image could be used satirically to mock drunkin’ bigots. As is, I don’t buy his weak apology.

You see three fully burka’d Muslim women at a bar, and you’d have questions too.

That’s what I don’t get. The bottle is unnecessary.