Such a one-sided story. What about all the families that enjoyed the ride and avoided death or serious injury? Think of the team building that has occurred. “My family wasn’t decapitated because we did it right!”

There are too many dumb moments to highlight but I liked this one:

Of course it’s going to be challenged in court. This is just another dick-waving attempt at further chiseling away at Roe. Keep in mind they’re looking ahead to Kennedy and RBG’s replacements.

I feel like my head is going to explode, for real.

Fresh hot Krispy Kremes are great, but wow do they get awful as they cool.

Last person I tried to have an orgasm with didn’t listen to anything I said. It was miserable. Smacking that was too hard; spitting; verbal assaults that was borderline insensitive; and the last straw was choking that I never consented too. I should probably masturbate less.

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Ooh, that’s good. He’s observing the entire thing through a telescope.

I would try to help but AS A LADY, I’m too busy shopping and driving badly to concentrate on such complicated subjects as why white men get to be individuals while the rest of us are stuck with a group identity we can’t shake even when we want to.

This is some impressive next-level navel-gazing here by Brooks, like he’s watching a closed-circuit feed of somebody on their laptop taking in a live-stream of someone observing their friend’s navel-gazing.

Evil may be banal - but the NYT proves every day that it pays really fucking well.

They don’t do funny. Men that whiny don’t generally have much resembling a sense of humor.

Also it’s only half an hour an episode. Those sorts of series I’m not as strict on as they’re perfect for winding down after work/having on in the background cooking etc.

That’s not fair. Mira Sorvino said the right thing.

Cate Blanchett has been my heroine since forever but this is such a bullshit answer. There’s no way she never heard about the allegations before Blue Jasmine and the rest of what she says sucks too. I’m going to cry myself to sleep now.

Hi, dears.

People like susan can die in a fire. Fuck em.

I WASNT READY THIS IS PERFECT