God, if only I could fall into the same time warp that Folgers did and end up back in 2013.

They’re all horrible.

It was beauty that killed the beast.

This is an unpopular opinion, but: I actually respect Fergie a ton for this. She’s a woman who pissed herself on stage at an awards show and finished the damn set. Despite constant criticism of her voice, she basically always sings live. I kinda feel like she kicked meth and then was was just like “How bad could it…

Agree. I’m not not into it.

I feel like you guys must be using the impossibility “deflated his kayak” as some kind of inside joke or troll job or something, because the continuing to do so unintentionally would be... a bad look.

I’m puzzled that there’s two other instances of this by Jez, and in both occasions it was mentioned by commenters and it continues to happen. I’m used to writers making post-edits on here for typos and grammatical errors quickly. What’s the deal?

This is like the fifth article on this site about this case that has said that this woman was accused of “deflating” a kayak that cannot possibly be deflated. If you guys don’t care about facts, why should we.

SIGH. Every time this story is updated:

Small victories. Small victories

His general physical appearance looks like he may have Marfan syndrome, which is a general lengthening of physical characteristics. Here’s a picture of Bradford Cox of Deerhunter, who has it and resembles him somewhat:

Gee they are!!!

They’re so small, he had to get a woman lawyer to help him pick up his marbles and go home.

Wow. They really are creepy carny small. He could fit one in each nostril.

Came here for this. How did he use a regular-size keyboard with those doll hands?

The look of a man that has been coasting his entire life.

Looks like a half-drowned river rat

He looks exactly like the type of guy who would write that manifesto

From the look above I doubt he has been taken to task often in his life. Clean up, look professional, iron a shirt ffs.   

Why the long face, Damore