you wish

oh no your poor josh!

ok we’ll see

seriously! scroll through the comments- ‘please dont be a muslim please dont be a muslim’ instead of thinking about the VICTIMS.

who the fuck else would it be?

these are the kinds of posts you leave as drafts...

*vomits*

i eagerly await BART riders submissions...

god i fucking hate billy joel

yikes

what people will do to get out of an exam

next thing you know they’ll be casting black actors as the founding fathers