In the next batch the designers should definitely clear up that sort of miscommunication.

Yeah. 'Fornication' brings to mind lectures by nuns brandishing rulers, not a commitment to not having casual sex.

I'm sure some of Kotaku's commenters from England would be more than happy to mail you some of the water accumulating around their places of residence if you'd like proof.

GAMES FOR THE EVER-EXPANDING THRONE OF GAMES YOU BUY ON STEAM SALES BUT NEVER ACTUALLY PLAY!

Yeah. I mean, jeez. Janky animations, the 13-year-old extras hired to do the voice overs, no gameplay, no information about the game at all... that was really bad.

"In other words, he needs YouTube more than it needs him. He's doing well on YouTube because of his relatively good content, but the fact is his presence on YouTube is more important than his content."

"I never said he had to work for anybody. Why not host his own videos?"

"I never said reviewing games isn't a real job, I'm saying he isn't good enough to have somebody pay him for it"

Absolutely! And not only would they have more content, but the writers and developers would have *so* much more room to innovate and tell their own stories.

The humming the cat is attracted to is actually the dark gods of the abyss speaking through the Xbox in an infernal tongue. Hence the purring sound the cat is making; its speaking through the yawning gap in reality the Xbox creates in the tongue of its fellow creatures of darkness.

I would assume that's what they're probably going to do, yeah. Pick characters that the TV show cuts out for brevity and use it as a springboard to go parallel to the episodes.

The article says that it's based on the TV series, so none of those - presumably they're going to tie in the episodes with the new season coming out next year.

Heh, that reminds me of a fantastic little historical tidbit I once read. In the 8th century the Lombard king of Italy sent a bishop by the name of Liutprand to the court of the Byzantine Empire as an ambassador. After fourth months there he sent a letter back to his master, which consists entirely of him complaining…

The problem is that some of these don't come across as well wishes in the same way the phrase 'I'll pray for you' tends to come across as passive-aggressive rather than as a demonstration of empathy.

Pretty much the same thing with me, albeit with slightly different parameters.

I'm not sure if you've read the books or not (don't worry, I won't spoil anything) but that scene with Dany, I think, was handled much better on the page than it was on the screen. As I recall, it took place in a camp shortly after the slaves were released from Yunkai, and she was just walking through small groups of…

Because he's an intelligent, funny person who frequently has interesting and cogent things to say about the issues faced by society today?

"Every one of them. I know lots of people say that "he's keeping it reeeeeal" but... he doesn't HAVE to rape all the women in his books. I'm just sayin'."

I have to give Bungie credit; regardless of any of their other faults, nobody can do scenery and design porn quite like them. Ye gods.