I’m tired of these f**king misleading titles. Police are not “monitoring your neighborhood” with your video cameras. They are asking people to provide video when there is a nearby crime. I’ve registered my cameras with the police and they’ve sent me an email once for video (I didn’t have it. They waited too long).…

It’s as if being repeatedly kicked in the head could affect your judgment.

Now is a good time to remind everyone that Tom Perez is only the DNC chair because he made a secret deal with Republicans. 

The polling standard is unbelievable considering margin of error and some candidates not even being an option on DNC “approved” polls.

I have a friend who regularly saves drunk weekend tubers after they’ve floated downstream and into the Arizona desert. One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot. You can’t make this stuff up.

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

Warning Shark

I legit laughed out loud. Those arm flailings had purpose!

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

She also kissed a male contestant on American Idol who said he’d never been kissed. No consent, no apology, just treated like a joke. That was his first kiss, damn it.

The dog is the only one who isn’t a filthy animal.

It’s Philly.  If these people stopped to help every drunk with a nosebleed they’ll never make it home.  

when is somebody gonna do something about that white culture?

It’s Philadelphia, so I’m just going to say everyone deserved exactly what they got. 

Fitting that the Philly enforcer in orange and black ended his fight by yanking his opponent’s jersey over his head.

Some of my best friends are black and white photographs.

They have. But unionizing doesn’t somehow force management to listen to a single thing you are saying.

Maybe they should unionize

This whole situation is an absolute mess...a total pigsteyer

What is the essence of a capitalist than to exploit others for your own gain? He can donate to Democratic causes, but let’s not forget he’s a billionaire and chose to run for president rather than continue to use his money to assist the party. He’s no different than the Starbucks clown; he just happened only to enter…