Honestly, fuck this guy. His entire excuse in his Quillette article was that obviously it would be false to accuse him of rape because he’s a BDSM submissive who never engages in acts of penetration. Which, uhhhhhh, okay.

I think she believed that Africa was going to be like one giant Ralph Lauren photo shoot, with beautiful Waspy white people elegantly draped over Land Rovers, or posing with cheetahs on the savannah. This whole trip just screams “noblesse oblige.”

I have a feeling the reason that he is supporting Kavanaugh is because he wants to run for president in the future, and he has to make he’s got those “conservative” bonafides.  I really can’t think of any other reason, especially because he’s retiring.

He’s retiring from office and has gone on record as being anti-trump. There was no reason to endorse Kavanaugh. None.

Did anyone else notice that when Senator Feinstein asked him whether he would submit to an FBI investigation if he wanted to clear his name so badly, and his answer was ::turns up volume to 11:: “I WANTED TO TESTIFY THE NEXT DAY! THE NEXT DAY! AND YOU MADE ME WAIT! WHILE THIS CIRCUS DESTROYED MY FAMILY!”

HE’S JUST SHOWING HIS DEEP RESPECT FOR WOMEN! ISNT IT SO CLEAR AND UNEQUIVICAL? 

HE DOES NOT MEAN TO INTERRUPT HER, BUT HE IS STILL GOING TO INTERRUPT HER.

HE IS YELLING AT FEINSTEIN! OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU GO TO A FUCKING JOB INTERVIEW AND YELL AND YOUR INTERVIEWER? BUT NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO HIM BECAUSE HE IS A WHITE PRIVILEGED MAN

Ugh, I’m nauseous. The crazy aggression paired with this weepy “Why me?” crap is both disgusting and reminiscent of abuser behavior.

LOOK AT ALL THE PRIVILEGE I WAS BORN INTO AND LISTEN TO THE PRIDE IN MY VOICE AS I EMPHATICALLY TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THE PRIVILEGE I WAS BORN INTO. BITSY AND MUFFY, WHO WENT TO HOLY SACRED BLEEDING HEART OF THE BLESSED FLOWERING VIRGIN, WILL TELL YOU I’M A GOOD MAN. NOW I’LL PRETEND THAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE VERY ACT…

Christ, what a rapey, weepy asshole.

I feel so lost that someone kept a calendar from 36 years ago.  Just stunned.  Should I be hoarding more?

This is ridiculous. Also, Nikki and Suzanne are going to be pissed because it looks like Big Pimpin’ Brett the Virgin was dating them both.

Is this for real?

This is supposed to be a calendar from the 80's but doesn’t have this drawn on it? FAKE CALENDAR! Sad!

If your male partner stops brushing his teeth you need to make him your ex-partner.

I’m curious—do you regard your ability to loathe murderers as unique? Do you think that position is somehow so novel that you have to shout it.

It’s good to mix things up every now and then by having a shot of beer and a beer glass full of bourbon.

The Focus Active crossover was going to be a low volume vehicle (fewer than 50K annual sales). Fiesta is still available through 2019 and Fusion for a few more years. And Mustang. There will be more vehicles five years from now than today. Stay tuned!

Disclosure: I manage Ford North America Product Communications

Yes, the way she seemed to be rushing from house to house, not giving anyone time to answer before moving on made me think this was someone being pursued by a serial killer. She’s fine, he’s dead, sounds so much better that what I thought we’d hear next.