Do you eat the rind? 

Nicotine is a carcinogen. But whatever. 

Same thing with storage room wars. Or Amazon return pallets.  Or a grab bag at a candy store. You may not know what you get--OH GOD is that gambling????  All of life is a gamble!

Who could get tired of playing Oblivion?

In no sense is it ever funny to make light of a war injury!

I have multiple times.  He is not.

There are people voting today who were born the last year he was president. He’s just no longer relevant. How are you supposed to engage a young person when you’re a retired politician who never had any bearing over any aspect of their entire life and never will?

Привет, русский тролль!

The quality of Lifehacker has declined so substantially I hardly ever read it anymore.  I clicked on this article from another Gizmodo site.

You’re reading it—doesn’t that say something?

This is a real tragedy.  I can’t support anyone who wears a merovingian knot and wants to be treated seriously.

Reminds me of my favorite passage from Two Corinthians

From the GQ article:

I really like the focus whenever I get it as a rental and I was looking to buy one as my next car :(

I love all this hand-wringing over the sentiments for a man who was quite possibly the Platonic form of an asshole.

To BOOS - This column is always filled with bad advice. Stop trying to manipulate your partner into acting the way you want them to and just express your feelings to them. Have you ever told them that you think their weight gain affects your sex drive? Have you talked about your feelings? If you do, then the worst…

I don't like the idea of leaving it out overnight. 

Not before I sink my teeth in.

Will they plead Gill-ty? 

I'm perfectly aware of the difference between tier 1, 2, and 3 ISPs. If you routinely get slow speeds to multiple servers outside of your network it is because your ISP doesn't purchase enough bandwidth.