Late stage capitalism is when someone can lose $38 billion in a divorce and still remain the richest man in the world.

she is still a ^shitty father.

I think because she didn’t watch the show, she wasn’t familiar with this gross personality. But she thought he was really hot (ew). Oh and they met on Tinder!

Was the cheating after his father’s death when he pretends to have become a better person or before? I feel like Brit would ignore anything from before but I just don’t buy that he has actually stopped or changed.

It’s owned by a gay couple now, I believe! You can do mini goat yoga and they have princess tea parties and whatnot. It’s a wonderful time! My friend was their event planner for a while!

I mean, Jax did sleep with Faith while living with Brittany, does that count?

Just can’t beat a Victorian castle with double pane fiberglass windows.

Aw man I wish I had more dirt. He didn’t talk any shit about his castmates/friends but apparently talked a lot (like a tweaker) and mainly boasted about himself. Also my nail tech wasn’t the only one Jax was cheating on Britney with.

Is it sad that i like the bridesmaid dresses bettter than Brittany’s

Ugh. So many thoughts:

The “tall guy” is Shep Rose from Southern Charm! He is a disaster man-child who almost certainly hooked up with Scheana the night before the wedding based on instagram stories showing them together.

Kentuckian here. The castle is bonkers. Rumor has it some guy started building it for his then girlfriend as an elaborate engagement/wedding gift. They did not last and he abandoned the project and moved away. Then it had a fire a few years ago and out of gratitude to the community (?) he decided to finally let it be…

The “Kentucky Castle” is the only thing catching my eye in a most distracting way here. That thing is so fugly it must be the home of Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao.

I am here for ALL this dirt.

My nail tech told me she slept with Jax multiple times WHILE he was dating Britney. And that Jax would call her (the nail tech) at all hours of the night, 3 am 4 am, 5 am for a booty call (cocaine). In his bathroom he had tons of pills that could be used recreationally too. He’s such a bad guy, as our most of the…

The tall guy is Shep from Southern Charm.

And poor Gabriella just wants to be left alone. (Gabriella is my favorite Giudice.)

I don’t particularly like Theresa, but I’m happy for her that she has a hot young boyfriend. I don’t care how hypocritical it makes her. Sometimes life experiences make us realize life isn’t so black and white. I would guess that Gia is very supportive of her mother but Milania is pissed.

I was going going to say, Cam clearly doesn’t know what a business class ticket costs.

Has anyone ruled out that Prince Phillip was driving the motorcycle? Because that dude is a known menace when he gets behind the wheel.