Totally. There is a balance of enjoying yourself now and not totally fucking yourself for the future. I saw my dad get pancreatic cancer in his late 40s and watched his life and future slip right out of his hands. It was so painful and fucked, like—you work your ass off your whole life and plan for the future, and…

This!!! Thank you. One million stars.

Personally I find the sephora box to consistently be the best. What a nice mom you are!

No prob—the Dank Haus in Lincoln Square! We did the skyline room ( I think that’s what it’s called—the top floor) and the adjoining terrace.

I’d say it’s absolutely dependent on where you’re planning on holding your wedding. I had 100 people and found a great venue in Chicago that also had a sizeable outdoor terrace for $1600 (we brought in a caterer for about $4500). Most venues here are $3500-6000, and that’s just for the space. I’d say don’t be afraid…

And Mauricio’s mom is a crazy level Trump supporter, so I think you have something there. :/

Those fucking things should be “relocated” to the bottom of the ocean.

Meyer’s, hands down.

One million stars

I also just found out that I’m pregnant. My gyn told me that it would be quite difficult for me to conceive because of fibroids. I was actually kind of happy when she told me that, because I saw it as an “excuse” to not have kids. I’ve never been the type of woman that envisioned being pregnant or a mom with any real…

Fuck you

You had me until you referred to Chrissy as “John Legend’s wife”

Or a jewelry line from a real housewife

*72 isn’t “old” for a relatively wealthy person

One million stars to this

Perfectly articulated in a way that I wasn’t able to. Thank you

Thank you!!! How is everyone all “thoughts and prayers...” ?!

Yes x100000000000

The weetzie bat books by Francesca Lea Block—from the 90s but it still holds up imo 🙂

Definitely sweater weather today 🐶