I enjoyed Lady Gaga's traditional showing of her butt. I like Lady Gaga's butt. And the rest of her body. And her face, depending on how she chooses to present it. I like her voice, some of her songs and the fact that she is a genuinely gifted musician. Yes, she hits the "Eccentric Artist" button too hard, and a lot…

When the hashtag #PrayForChrisBrown was trending I replied " OK, I'll pray that someday he gets beat up by Ronda Rousey" because the idea of that piece of shit getting his ass kicked by a hot chick who's genuinely tougher than him just gave me a case of the warm fuzzies. (Not that it would take much to be genuinely…

And further inspection I now know I'm not and wish I could just delete my comment.

I strongly doubt I'm the first person to say this (even on this comment thread), but the only way the world of CARS make sense is if these movies are actually the follow-ups to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

Don't make assumptions about what my face smells like. That way lies madness.

God damn, that mask is amazing. I think if I had a choice between walking around with my face or a mask of my face that good, well at least the mask can't get any worse.

That's what we always called him. I'm sure other people called him John Paul (or John or Paul or George or Ringo or Whatever) but around Capone's all I ever heard was J.P.

Two stories from my time working for John Paul Tremblay at J.R Capone's Pizza: (1) J.P. tearing off with grievous harm in mind, looking to track down a bunch of assholes who'd ripped me off on a big order. Didn't manage to get his hands on them, but I guess he got close enough to scare the living shit out of them.…

J.P. and Robb (Julian and Ricky) used to own a pizza place called J.R. Capone's here in Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island where I worked for a couple of years as a delivery driver. I never met Robb, by the time I was there he had either sold his share to J.P. or was just a silent partner. I remember hearing about…

I know what I'm about to say sounds crazy, but stick with me for a minute. I get the distinct impression that people who are attracted to women (including some who didn't realize they were until they saw those Esquire pictures) find Alison Brie appealing. It's a far-out theory I admit, but I bet it would stand up to…

Not nearly that raunchy aside from the dog sex? Really? What with the bits about chimp fucking, hamster cum, "casting his patronus" and fingering, to name a few?

I've downloaded some comics that were really hard to find or that I was really unsure of and wanted to sample but I try to keep that kind of thing to a minimum. I wish the people who refuse to pay for anything would get it into their heads that if nobody pays for stuff the people who make it are not just gonna keep…

I've downloaded some comics that were really hard to find or that I was really unsure of and wanted to sample but I try to keep that kind of thing to a minimum. I wish the people who refuse to pay for anything would get it into their heads that if nobody pays for stuff the people who make it are not just gonna keep…

I thought we had crossed the line of food stuffs that don't make sense when I saw coffee flavored gum, but the recent insane fetish for putting bacon on or in everything is completely out of hand.

I thought we had crossed the line of food stuffs that don't make sense when I saw coffee flavored gum, but the recent insane fetish for putting bacon on or in everything is completely out of hand.

I love thinking about what your closing line would do to the minds of people who aren't familiar with The Bugle.

I love thinking about what your closing line would do to the minds of people who aren't familiar with The Bugle.

Because some people really seem to get all butt hurt about the "M word" I'll replace the phrase "It's more than a little bit misogynist" with "It's at least a little bit sexist". I genuinely have seen posts full of sexist slurs that seemed to imply (or just flat out said) "Shut up, bitch, and stand by yer man." That's…

Because some people really seem to get all butt hurt about the "M word" I'll replace the phrase "It's more than a little bit misogynist" with "It's at least a little bit sexist". I genuinely have seen posts full of sexist slurs that seemed to imply (or just flat out said) "Shut up, bitch, and stand by yer man." That's…

I'm a recent convert to Breaking Bad, I watched the first 4 seasons in a week just before Season 5 premiered and I'm head over heels for this show. But there is an aspect of the fandom surrounding Breaking Bad that is pissing me off. It's the people that hate on Skyler for some really dubious reasons. It's at least a…