Yep. Lash their asses to the Great Orange Cheeto Jesus

Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.

Crazy and thirsty for fame on social media is an absurd combination.

I will never understand people who are totally like “yeah, lemme call this person I’m passingly acquainted with and ask them for stuff.” Hell, I have a hard enough time asking my friends for a ride to the airport.

A friend-of-a-friend went to college with the house manager or stage manager or s/t. She emailed her and got the one sentence response “Interesting to see who comes out of the woodworks...”

Whew! Close call, everyone! If Macy’s had shut down, how would I have gotten into the mall to get to the stores I actually want to go to?!

Instead of educating myself on the issues, I saw JK Rowling tweeted #StrongerIn, so I support GB staying in the EU.

Maybe not on IG posts, but an Ulta sales person once tried to sell me an eyeliner as “the one Kim Kardashian uses.”

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I’m sure we’re supposed to be all “wah wah poor widdle millionaires” but hot damn if I wouldn’t also be fed up with that crap. 8:30 AM is a perfectly reasonable time to start construction work. 6 GODDAMN AM IS NOT.

You guys like doing this in the comments of stories like this, and while I appreciate your ideological purity, I don’t legally get to call things rape when no one is, as yet, being charged with rape. The woman involved has said the encounters were consensual — although we can argue about that too, because, my God,…

God, they were all so wretched (and racist) to Joyce. I felt worse for her than any other Housewife, on any franchise, because they were all so horrible to her.

Yes, to the “condescending.” I didn’t even mind her hypochondria as much as I tired of her constant prissy mini-lectures: “A friend shouldn’t...” “A woman never...” “Why would you even...?”

...as I continue to focus on my recovery, my children and bring back the privacy within our Home

Ehem, being likened to Ms. Devereaux is an honor!

When I was an undergrad, I took a class called “race and the media.”

THANK YOU. I clicked through the link and looked. That makeup job is awful. Was Zoe Saldana’s makeup artist from the Nina Simone biopic hanging around?

Vin Diesel is a cool uncle. Also, the nephew he did The Pacifier for graduated high school. Do you feel old now?

i wanted to write something about him ruining pico de gallo. But I couldn’t, because no one can ruin pico de gallo. Except for the NY Times. They’d find a way to ruin it, like they did with the guacamole.

“As for the question of small businesses, “the fact of the matter is if the only way a business can succeed is by working someone at 60 hours a week for $25,000 a year, if the profit margin is that small, then that business has really big problems in and of itself,” she said. “That’s not the model we need to embrace…