classyintrovert
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classyintrovert

That moment in Ant Man when my crush on him in Clueless came back and just decided I’ve been crushing on him for years.

It’s ALWAYS the overweight, unattractive men going on and on about what level of attractiveness is appropriate for women.

that’s some good advice from Andrew WK, btw.

Chanel isn’t sweat shops, it’s made by like middle classish people in Italy. Probably gives them arthritis, but they’re probably ok.

it’s because the dude doesn’t save her - her sister’s love saves her. most other disney movies, the “princess” is saved with a kiss from the “prince”.

Ioffe quoting Trump exactly is apparently considered “provoking.” What is this woman going to do if she is First Lady and she gets any sort of criticism? She will have a public meltdown.

She’s a full scholarship student from Kentucky, and a black woman at the School of Engineering, a place where there are not a ton of people who are a) black or b) black women. At 19, I’m assuming she’s also a freshman. SEAS is pretty cut-throat and Columbia undergrad is also not exactly known for their advising

By no means comprehensive lists, but here’s a couple starting points

He had moldering copies of Hustler coming out of his mattress, moldering copies of Hustler coming out of his....whatever.

I hate to be pedantic (jk I love being pedantic) but “bosom” refers to a woman’s chest. It is generally used in the singular, unless you are talking about Donald Trump reviewing the contestants’ bosoms.

I’d really appreciate it if you guys donated to my kickstarter because I have my own theories about who was behind 9/11.

it was unfair to religious nonprofits who might object to the concept of birth control

but like...so is every other company....

I see this sort of thing and I wonder if proximity to my vajay makes my money somehow turn a different color/be worth less. Uh, women are a lot of people, and a lot of us watch t.v. And also, boys can like girl characters. So...take my money/eyeballs/impressions?

Ladies, if you haven’t heard, I got a job this week. Let the dancing commence!

Had a maaaajor fight with my husband this week. This happens every once in a while, I think because we aren’t around each other all the time. Stuff builds up. During the course of the argument it suddenly dawned on me that he’s depressed and I was too wrapped up in my own garbage to notice. Then I felt like shitty

Congrats to all faculty and students who are finishing their semesters right about now. I should be done with grading tomorrow. (Happy dance)

People who treat nature as their own personal canvas infuriate me.

lol Wut? Does she have Beyonce and everything related to Formation on mute so she can’t see or read it?

I am, as always, mystified by any success Chelsea Handler has. I keep waiting for her “the emperor has no clothes” moment when everyone finally realizes she has zero talent.