I am, as always, mystified by any success Chelsea Handler has. I keep waiting for her “the emperor has no clothes” moment when everyone finally realizes she has zero talent.

That’s awesome! You absolutely deserve to get paid more, and it’s really exciting that your new position has opportunities for growth. Enjoy that three-day weekend!

We get it, Kendra, Holly is a happier, more successful, and more liked person than you are, and you will never forgive her for that.

BRAG THREAD COMMENCING:

Hello all,

If you’re being sarcastic, not cool.

I know that Russell likes to play the benevolent, enlightened spiritual type, but just by it’s very existence (the Rush card) he is exploiting the financially disenfranchised.

Not that I’m ever in the business of trusting men in power, but i think it’s important to note that Kirkman left the following comment on Peck’s article:

Right. This is her exact quote about it from the Nerdist podcast. She doesn’t say it wasn’t him but she EXPLICITLY takes Jez to task for setting the internet mob on it.

I mean, I think what he’s saying is, if the accusations were on the internet, he wouldn’t have seen them, because he’s an old.

Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Shouldn’t Roy be sending Ray a bottle for that whole, “Sorry I was an insufferable Twitter/Insta bitch and people thought you were me LOL.”

Hopefully it is intersectional, but then you still have men of color who are also discriminated against so this investigation should really include all discrimination.

But it’s at the bottom of a ditch, buried under so much sewage, trash and dead bodies. Who wants to wade through all that just to find some silly bar?

I guess the Bachelors can have as much sex as they want to, but the Bachelorette has to be “in love” to have some sex. SMH, man...

I don’t watch the show, but doesn’t the “Bachelor” almost always have sex with all the remaining girls in the fantasy suite episodes?

Not only that, he got his side piece pregnant to which Ivana promptly filed for divorce. He then married his mistress but blamed her for his “damaged reputation” so the marriage lasted only a couple of years. He’s a douchebag of the highest order and anybody supporting him should be the last people to throw stones on…

This is speculation but from following her on Twitter and Instagram, I’m fairly certain her marriage, sadly, has been over for a few months. She stopped referencing him long ago and he didn’t seem to be on trips with her etc. Plus her tweets went decidedly Yoko for a time and she has seemed sad in general. So it’s…

Yeah. If you’d kept your hot mess of a husband: Alive, employed, managed, fed and clothed and supported and he KEPT stepping out... I can support her and any woman who says, “enough.”

This is Dwayne Wade crying during the National Anthem before a playoff game why? He had just read an interview of Prince where he said Wade was his favorite basketball player Prince was an amazing human being

R.I.P. Meep. The mere mention of the teeny, be-feathered little guy makes me wanna cry. I'd wager that was one of the most disturbing, heartbreaking scenes in AHS' history. I had to turn away for a moment - it just felt too real.