Welp, Tasha is now pregnant with Dro’s child IRL, so...so much for Lawrence putting it down in a hot simulated sex scene!

And thus it was. Lawrences (Good Guys) only last two seasons. 

And here I am just waiting for a text back lol. Shout out to you and your gentlemen-callers. 

Sounds like decisions gay males make sifting through “matches” on”dating apps” every single day. Ciara, thank you for lighting the way for the girls and the gays. 

lol, that’s fair! But I hope she starts saving some money so she’s prepared to be financially independent and single after the next election. 

The fact that people just ACCEPT this bullshit blows me away. “Oh I don’t really agree that Parkland was staged, I just support their right to express their opinion on the matter.” What the fuck kind of fuckery is this?

Yeah, I don’t understand letting this rationale slide. 

I confronted my sister a few weeks ago about her new boyfriend being a Trumpster.. She was like Umm.. You know I’m a Trumpster right. She later used a racial slur. I was like WHO ARE YOU. Was proud however that my husband called her out on the racial slur and she was like oh is that racist? Thanks for letting me rant.…

“Just because I liked it doesn’t necessarily mean that I supported it.”

He’s a handsome, wealthy, elite professional athlete. I wish I was that uncool.

This, plus he’s married to Ciara. He can’t be that uncool. 

I hate that so much. There are certain people I won’t invite to anything because I know they’re going to invite randoms I don’t know to join us. My husband’s cousin is one of these people - I planned a birthday dinner for my husband, his siblings & their significant others, and his cousin and her husband. By the time…

Similarly, something else that gets on my nerves is when a friend and I plan to meet for lunch or something, and then he’ll invite one or two of HIS friends to come. Yeah, he’ll ask me if it’s ok, but I feel like a dick if I say no. From there, I’m kinda third- or fourth-wheeled. Really annoying..

I think Melania just overdid it with the fillers. Plus, picking a double that actually looks like Melania wouldn’t be BoneSpur’s style. He’d pick a completely different looking (and much younger) woman and then declare that this was what Melania has always looked like and only someone who hates America and loves MS-13…

Looks like we now know what was going on during those missing four weeks.

God bless you. This post made me laugh out loud, and with the way this week has been (and EVERY FUCKING WEEK SINCE THAT SHIT STAIN TOOK OFFICE), it was a nice break.

I’m still more-than-half expecting that revelation. We’ve had too many ‘close calls’ of determining whether she’s really human - and she speaks Lakota fluently!

They were going to lose either way. Also, Tristan Thompson is shitty at basketball.

You don’t need to drive to deliver food in Brooklyn. In fact, it would be a terrible idea to drive food in Brooklyn, since it would probably arrive 3 hours late.